In the heart of Mangaldurga jungle 🌳🌴, all the animals were hyped ⚡ because the grandest race of the season was about to kick off. This wasn’t just any sprint—it was the race 🏁 where animals chose the leader of the clearing. But oh boy, this year’s race was bringing more drama than a soap opera 🎭.
Usually, the competitors stuck to a clear game plan—run fast, keep the foxes 🦊 out, and vibe together as part of the big Forest Unity Front 🏳️. But instead, two supposed allies were now squaring off, and things were about to get WILD 😵.
Act 1: Here Comes Preena Peacock 🦚 vs. Sathish Bull 🐂
On one side, there was 🦚 Preena Peacock, straight-up glowing with swag ✨. She wasn’t just pretty feathers—Preena had flown in from a far-off kingdom, preaching peace and unity. And now, she was here in Mangaldurga to make a “grand debut” 🌟.
“Y’all ready for this?” Preena cooed, twirling her sparkly tail. “The animals here NEED to see what true unity looks like!” 🕊️
An old tortoise 🐢, munching on a leaf, blinked slowly and said, “Um… but, Preena, you know the bull was already supposed to run, right? You’re both on the same team…”
Preena waved a wing ✋ like, whatever. “It’s cool! It’s just some friendly competition 🥰. Sathish will totally understand.”
Meanwhile, on the other side of the forest, 🐂 Sathish Bull—the local legend—was PISSED 😡. “What’s she doing here?” he grumbled to a crow 🐦, who doubled as his campaign manager. “This was my race! And we were supposed to focus on stopping the fox, not each other!”
The crow just shook his feathers, looking fed up. “Bro, the fox must be laughing his tail off 🦊. This is a disaster waiting to happen.”
Act 2: The Race Starts… With a Mess
On the morning of the big race 🌅, animals from all over gathered to watch 🐘🦜🐒. Even the sloths managed to roll out of bed to see what the buzz was about 💤🐻. It wasn’t just a competition anymore—it had turned into the hottest event of the season 🔥.
Drums pounded 🥁, bets were placed 💰, and all eyes were on Preena and Sathish as they stood at the starting line, side by side. Both of them looked like they were there to win, but the tension between them was mad real 😬.
When the starting whistle blew 🎺, Preena burst forward with flair, strutting her feathers like she was on a runway 💃. Sathish took off right behind her, slower but steady, like the dependable bull he was 🐂💪.
But pretty soon, Preena and Sathish found themselves neck-and-neck—on the same path.
“Yo, MOVE,” squawked Preena, flapping her wings dramatically. “I’m UNITY, and this jungle needs me to shine!” 🦚✨
Sathish wasn’t having it. “I’M the local hero here, feathers! These animals trust me! So YOU move!” 🐂👊
Instead of running toward the finish line, they started bumping into each other like two confused birds fighting over a mirror 🤦. Preena’s feathers got caught on Sathish’s horns, and soon they were tangled in a flurry of hooves and plumage 🌀.
Up on a hill, a sly fox 🦊 in sunglasses watched it all go down, laughing so hard he almost dropped his popcorn 🍿. “This is GOLD,” he whispered to himself. “They’re too busy fighting each other to even notice me.” 😈
Act 3: Crowd Mood: Big Disappointment Vibes
Meanwhile, the animals in the audience were starting to lose patience 🥱.
“I thought this was gonna be a race for UNITY,” grumbled an owl 🦉, side-eyeing the chaos below. “But it’s just turning into a weird wrestling match.”
Even the tortoise, slow as he was 🐢, muttered, “Why’d we even bother showing up for this? If these two can’t get their act together, the fox will eat us all for breakfast 🍳.”
Down on the track, Preena and Sathish finally realized they’d made a big mistake 🤯. They were supposed to be on the same side, but instead, they’d wasted all their energy tripping over each other.
“Bro, we really messed this up,” panted Sathish, shaking feathers out of his horns.
“Yeah,” sighed Preena, her once-glittering tail now looking like an old mop 🪣. “While we’ve been fighting, the fox is probably planning his next move. We got played!” 🦊
Act 4: The Sad Truce
Feeling awkward AF, Preena and Sathish shook wings and hooves in a last-ditch effort to save face 🤝.
“Alright, let’s cross the finish line together,” Preena said, flicking the dirt off her wings.
“Yeah, but it won’t really matter now,” grumbled Sathish. “We blew it.” 💀
They trotted toward the finish line side by side, but the vibe wasn’t the same. The crowd had already started leaving 🦓🚶. A few animals gave them polite claps 👏, but most were like, “Meh, what was even the point?” 😒
The fox, now fully entertained, gave them a smug thumbs-up from the hilltop 🦊👍 before disappearing into the bushes, probably off to scheme some more.
Moral of the Mess
As the crowd dispersed, the old tortoise gave one last slow, wise comment 🧓🐢:
“Look, kiddos—if you fight your own teammates, the only one who wins is the enemy. 🦊 When y’all forget who the real threat is, you’re just making fools of yourselves.”
The Real-Life Vibe Check 🎯
If you’re wondering what this messy jungle story is really about, think about what’s going down in Wayanad right now 🤔. Congress (yep, that’s Preena Peacock) and CPI (Sathish Bull in the house) are supposed to be allies to defeat the Sly Fox represented here by BJP, just like our forest friends. But instead of working together, Congress is running against its ally in a way that makes no sense. 😵
While these two are busy squabbling, the BJP—just like the sly fox—is chilling in the background, watching the drama unfold and probably loving every second of it 🦊🍿.
The point is: if you have have friends who are willing to fight a common foe, you should take their help and fight the foe🏅, not fight against your friend. If Priyanaka Gandhi and Rahul Gandhi contest againt left it might help their party to do better in Kerala but the total strength of the alliance against BJP wont increase. Instead of they fight against BJP in BJP stronghold seats, it will help their party to improve performance in that state and overall alliance seats at national level. But rightnow it looks like the Congress leadership is being self centered in finding safe seats rather than take on the main oppponent. 💀
So… real talk: 🧐 Maybe Congress needs to learn a lesson from our peacock and bull friends before the fox gets the last laugh.
